Double Crown Clown

Double Crown Clown
'NOTE: If you don't feel like wasting your time pointlessly, this is not a fanfic for you. It is crack, meaning it's a pointless waste of time. You have been warned before you read this, so please don't flame. Thanks!'

Harry was in Azkaban.

He was driven mad/insane/crazy by the dementors.

He also gained the Crown Clown. Don't ask how.

He destroyed Azkaban with his awesome power and it drowned.

Allen Walker's duty was to keep the world safe from other (insane) users of Crown Clown.

Allen and Harry used to be friends. Don't ask how they know each other when they're from two different universes.

Allen Walker and Harry meet each other.

They fight.

It was a spectacular fight and people watched.

Well, they watched in their safe houses.

They hit each other at the same time with their Crown Clowns.

Because they are cool like that.

They both start loosing blood at a rapid pace because they're both not fully human. Don't ask why Harry isn't fully human – I don't know.

Akuma flock the place.

Then Harry and Allen die.

The Black Order is sad.

Except for Kanda, who was annoyed and grew tick marks whenever he was around Lenalee and Lavi.

Who were big fat crybabies, in his opinion.

So the Noah weren't sad.

And they took advantage of the Black Order mourning.

Kanda is not very strong against thirteen Noahs because Allen died so there is no fourteenth Noah.

He died, too.

Well, that's irrelevant.

But anyway, they killed the Black Order.

And filled the world with akuma.

After that, they ruled.

Bahahahahaha.

The End.